Sunday, September 11, 2005

 
How to Pull at a Party

You went to a chi chi vietnamese themed house party and charmed with the following antics:

Show interest. Look at someone with your most intense stare, smile shyly and coo when they stare back at you.

Balance on their lap and grind your butt only ever so lightly.

Its ok if you drool over them.

Its ok if you can't hold your drink.
Fall asleep on their sofa and cry in helplessness when you awake.



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